Gertie

$
Party
American
Cocktails

Williamsburg

Location


Get directions | 58 Marcy Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211

Hours

Hours |

About

Go pretty much anywhere outside of New York City, and a stranger might say hi to you on the street or try to talk to you in the elevator. It’s an odd feeling, but it’s also sort of charming in a PBS-on-Sunday-morning kind of way. And you’ll experience a similar sensation when you walk into Gertie.
Gertie is an all-day restaurant in Williamsburg that reminds us of a California-themed diorama or a less-dark version of The Stepford Wives. It has high ceilings, big windows, and the soothing pastel color scheme of an upscale daycare center. It’s almost weirdly pleasant, and you can have a very nice time here, as long as you know when to come.
Morning is the ideal time to be at Gertie, and there are a few reasons for this. First off, this counter-service place looks best when the sun’s out. That’s when you can fully appreciate the custom coasters, the charmingly mismatched vintage-looking furniture, and the giant mural of abstract shapes that looks like something you’d paint as part of a self-care regimen while drinking rose in a bathrobe.

Contact

718-636-0902
hello@gertie.nyc
https://www.instagram.com/gertienyc/

Menu

BAKERY
SALADS
PASTRY
JACKPOT
PLATES & BOWLS
DAY DRINKING
4 for 20
SCHNECKEN (STICKY BUN)
6
THE BIG SALAD . . . 13 BABY ROMAINE, CUKES, RADISHES,
ROASTED BROCCOLI + A HARD BOILED EGG W/ TAHINI RANCH
GERTIE BREAKFAST . . . 16 ‘LOX, EGGS + ONION’ SCRAMBLE
WITH CREAM CHEESE, FRESH HORSERADISH + A TOASTED BIALY
BOOZY SODAS [ON DRAFT] . . . 13
CHOCOLATE MARZIPAN BABKA
6
GREEK-ISH SALAD . . . 14 ARUGULA, FETA, DILL-Y CUKES, OLIVES,
GRIDDLED BROCCOLI RABE W/ CHARRED LEMON VINAIGRETTE
GIN + CEL-RAY
MEZCAL + GINGER •
CHALLAH FRENCH TOAST . . . 16 TWO THICK SLICES OF
CHALLAH + APPLE JAM + BROWN BUTTER-BOURBON MAPLE SYRUP
BOURBON + BLACK CHERRY
‘APEROL’ SPRITZ •
ORANGE POPPY ALMOND CAKE (GF)
6
GRAIN-Y BOWL . . . 15 FARRO, ROASTED DELICATA SQUASH, RAISINS,
PICKLED CAULIFLOWER + PUMPKIN SEEDS W/ LEMON TAHINI + FRIED EGG +3
DIRTY GERTIE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
SMOKED FISH PLATE . . . 20 CHOICE OF TWO SMOKED FISHES
+ SCHMEAR, BAGEL or BIALY + LETTUCE, PICKLED ONIONS + CAPERS
ALL 14
HONEY CORN MUFFIN (GRIDDLED w/ BUTTER + JAM)
5
LIKE A DIRTY MARTINI W/ PICKLE BRINE + AQUAVIT
LEMON POPPY RUGELACH
2.5
CHICKEN SCHNITZEL, SMOKED PASTRAMI SALMON or WHITEFISH SALAD + 7
TURKEY PASTRAMI or CHICKEN SALAD + 5
BLACK + WHITE COOKIE
5
BROWN BUTTER CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE
4
POTATO LEEK KNISH (WARM or “DISCO”)
6/10
APPLE STRUDEL DANISH
6
WEEKEND
ONLY
NATURAL WINES
SPARKLING ON TAP • VALDINEVOLA ‘PRODRY’.
12
PINOT BLANC • VENETO, ITALY
BEST BIALY . . . 15 KIPPERED PASTRAMI SALMON,
DILL + CAPER SCHMEAR + PICKLED ONIONS ON A BIALY
WHITE ON TAP • MATTHIASSON ‘TENDU’ . . . . .
12
GERTIE SODAS . . . 5
BLACK CHERRY, CEL-RAY, CREAM or GINGER
CREAM SODA CAPPUCCINO . . . 6
PARLOR COFFEE
HOT (FREE REFILLS) . . . 4
ORANGE or GRAPEFRUIT JUICE. . . 5
FRESH LEMONADE or ARNOLD PALMER. . 4
HOT TEAS BLACK, GREEN, HERBAL . . . 4
TURMERIC FIZZ GINGER, PEPPER, LIME 6
CURIOUS ELIXIR BOOZE-FREE COCKTAIL 6
PILOT KOMBUCHA . . . 6
COLD BREW . . . 5
ESPRESSO DRINKS (ICED or HOT) . . . 3-5
MATCHA or CHAI LATTE ICED or HOT 5-6
ICED TEA . . . . . 4
HOT CHOCOLATE or EGG CREAM. . .5
BY THE GLASS
CORTESE • NAPA, CALIFORNIA
UNORTHODOX BLT . . . 12 BACON, LETTUCE, TOMATO +
JALAPEÑO SCHMEAR ON A PLAIN BAGEL + SMOKED TROUT +7
ORANGE • THE MARIGNY ‘SUNNY SIDE’ . . . . . . . . . .
15
PINOT GRIS, CHARD + SAUV BLANC • PORTLAND, OREGON
THE YENTA . . . 14 WHITEFISH SALAD, SCALLION SCHMEAR +
PICKLED PEPPERS ON AN EVERYTHING BAGEL
ROSÉ ON TAP • PATIENCE ‘FROM THE TANK’ . .
13
GRENACHE + CINSAULT • PAYS D’OC, FRANCE
RED ON TAP • MATTHIASSON ‘TENDU’ . . . . . . .
14
FEELIN’ JOVANNI . . . 15 SMOKED TROUT, TOMATO, PLAIN
AGLIANICO + MONTEPULCIANO • NAPA, CALIFORNIA
SCHMEAR + HOT HONEY MAYO ON AN EVERYTHING BAGEL
BIG ABBA . . . 12 BACON, DILL-Y CUKES, JALAPENO SCHMEAR
+ BLACK PEPPER ON A SESAME BAGEL + SCRAMBLED EGG +3
GIFT OF THE GAB . . . 16 ACME BELLY LOX, EGG SALAD w/
CAPERS + PICKLED CELERY + ARUGULA ON A BIALY
NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS
HERITAGE BACON . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4
GERTIE SAUCES (HOT HONEY MAYO, GREEN MAYO, TAHINI RANCH). . . . .1
GERTIE PICKLES (ONIONS, PEPPERS, CUKES, BEETS or CAULIFLOWER). .1
SUBTITUTE GLUTEN FREE BREAD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2.5
ADD
ONS
SELMA’S SUNRISE
CORNED BEEF HASH . . . 18 GERMAN POTATO SALAD GRIDDLED
WITH CORNED BEEF BRISKET + 2 FRIED EGGS, PICKLED PEPS + TOAST
WHISKEY, AMARETTO, ORANGE JUICE, LEMON
RUTHIE’S RUSSIAN
MATZO BALL SOUP . . . 15 ROASTED BONE BROTH, VEGGIES
SHREDDED CHICKEN SERVED WITH A PICKLE + CHALLAH
VODKA, COLD BREW, DARK RUM, MILK OR OAT MILK
RELISH TRAYS
GRANNY’S NEGRONI
18
SIDES
TEQUILA, BLANC VERMOUTH, GENTIAN, BUBBLES
ALL THE GERTIE PICKLES, GRIDDLED DELICATA SQUASH,
ROMAINE HEARTS, POTATO CHIPS WITH LEMON TAHINI + RANCH DIPS
LATKE BOX. . .8 4 POTATO LAKES + SOUR CREAM + APPLE BUTTER
+ FRIED PICKLES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
6
7
GERMAN POTATO FRIES. . . 6 SMASHED FINGERLINGS + GERTIE AIOLI
+ SMOKED FISH (WHITEFISH SALAD OR KIPPERED PASTRAMI SALMON) . . .
+ DIRTY GERTIE SHOTS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
FRIED PICKLES. . . 10 DILL SPEARS, CAULI + BEETS + HOT HONEY MAYO
7EA
GERTIE PICKLE PLATE. . . 6 ALL THE HOUSE PICKLES ON A PLATE
LIL’ SALAD. . . 6 ARUGULA, RADISH, ONION + CHARRED LEMON VIN
GRIDDLED SQUASH. . . 7 DELICATA RINGS + HOT HONEY MAYO
LEMON TAHINI BROCCOLI. . .8 SEASONED w/ EVERYTHING SPICE
SOUP OF THE DAY . . . 6 A WINTRY CUP OF MUSHROOM BARLEY
HERITAGE BACON . . . 6 APPLEWOOD SMOKED
TWO EGGS. . .5 FRIED, SCRAMBLED, OVER EASY or HARD BOILED
CONNECT THE DOTS
8
BEER
3
2
4
9
NORTH FORK ‘TINY LAGER’ PECONIC, NY . . . . .
SLOOP ‘JUICE BOMB’ IPA FISHKILL, NY
SHACKSBURY CIDER BURLINGTON, VT
AMASS HARD SELTZER LOS ANGELES, CA
WE’VE GOT LOTS MORE CANS. . . . . . . .
EGG (FRIED, SCRAMBLED, HARD BOILED) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3
CHEDDAR or SWISS CHEESE . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1
LETTUCE, ONION or CAPERS / TOMATO. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . 0.5 / 1
SUBSTITUTE VEGAN SCHMEAR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1